I heard it said that everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
This is simply not true. I've been punched in the face several times and I have never had a plan.
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Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him.
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theantithesis
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Did he die?
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drunkenshoe
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LOL We need like buttons...
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If a tomb is pronounced "toom" and a womb is pronounced "woom,"
why isn't a bomb pronounced "boom?"
why isn't a bomb pronounced "boom?"
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BREAKING: A beer was thrown at President Trump during a press conference this afternoon in Washington. Trump was unharmed. Since the beer was a draft,... he was able to dodge it.
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I didn't see the awards show last night, but I heard that this guy took home an Oscar. So, good for him I guess.
