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Re: stupid jokes

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2026 1:30 am
by Hydra009
Another life ago, I'd see churches sending missionaries to somewhere in Africa or Asia. But one place really stuck out to me: Christchurch, New Zealand.

They were going to spread the "Good News" to people living in a place called Christchurch. I don't wanna rain on your parade here guys, but I'm pretty sure they got the memo. Call it a hunch.

This is basically like going to Italy to tell Italians about pasta.

Re: stupid jokes

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2026 1:13 pm
by Cassia
Hydra009 wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2026 1:30 am Another life ago, I'd see churches sending missionaries to somewhere in Africa or Asia. But one place really stuck out to me: Christchurch, New Zealand.

They were going to spread the "Good News" to people living in a place called Christchurch. I don't wanna rain on your parade here guys, but I'm pretty sure they got the memo. Call it a hunch.

This is basically like going to Italy to tell Italians about pasta.
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Re: stupid jokes

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2026 5:01 pm
by theantithesis
I tried to be an Eskimo once.

It didn't work out.

Turns out, I just wasn't Innuit.

Re: stupid jokes

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2026 10:17 pm
by Hydra009
theantithesis wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2026 5:01 pm I tried to be an Eskimo once.

It didn't work out.

Turns out, I just wasn't Innuit.
Yukon do it if you have a canoe attitude.

Re: stupid jokes

Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:46 pm
by Cassia
A young artist is exhibiting his work for the first time, and a well-known art critic is in attendance.
The critic says to the young artist, "would you like my opinion on your work?"

"Yes, of course," says the artist.

"It's worthless," says the critic.

"I know," says the artist, "But I'd like to hear it anyway."